happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on
it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth
why ouija gotta be spelt like that
I guess ouijast don’t know
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
I reblogged this more than once in a minute.
Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen
It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.
"How did someone see me?"
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
what a sweet day to think about taking over the —NOOO ! avenge me !!
George throwing a bitch to the floor
is she using a vhs to try to clean that up
I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2
Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.