"pokemon is for little kids"
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people
people who put the “x” under their gifs and you think it the link to the video but is really a link to their blog are my least favorite kind of people
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
I LOVE HOW THE GUYS ARE JUST ALL BROODING/CONSTIPATED
AND SCARLETT’S JUST ALL PERKY CHEERLEADER
*thinking about girls* wow
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?